Take the Leap to Financial Success

LPP is your link to wealth management.*

Not really though. This is just a made up company for demo purposes. Please don't trust us with your money, it'd be super dumb. Keep your money buried under a tree or locked up in your doomsday bunker like a sane person.

Broad-based or Project-based

We'll help you manage all that moola however you want.

Portfolio Services

It's important to diversify. That's really all you need to know. You bought gold? We basically tell you to buy silver. Profit.

Investment Management Services

Got money sticking out of your mattress like a cartoon? We'll take some of that and turn it into virtual wealth. Nothing could go wrong!

Personalized Financial Planning

It's all about your personal needs here at LPP. We customize a solution for you, up to and including building a giant Scrooge McDuck vault for you to swim in.

ABOUT US*

We're a smart and sassy bunch of money managers that will turn your cold, hard cash into regular paper and imaginary cloud money. And if that doesn't sound appealing to you, well, we'll pretty much tell you whatever you want to hear so you hand over that green, baby!

Welcome to our firm


These people look like they know how to manage some money. There's a graph there and things. If that doesn't say WEALTH MANAGEMENT, then I'm not a subject matter expert. (I'm not. That's all you, I just make your website pretty.)

Our Clients

Join our team. Get your boat.

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TESTIMONIALS

CONTACT US

LOCATION

Chicagoland, USA

TELEPHONE

331-442-4096

E-MAIL

info@snakeoilspill.com